Mallory

Mallory started a craze

All of the daycare ladies think it’s so hysterical that Mallory gives everyone knuckles. And because Mallory likes to give everyone knuckles – including the kids who have no idea why she is offering her fist to them – the toddler room teacher started teaching all the kids to give knuckles.

This pisses me off a little bit. It won’t be so funny when Mallory does it if all the kids at school are doing it.

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A story about my dorky husband…

Last Saturday morning we could see sunshine streaming through our skylights in our bedroom. When Mallory woke up and I brought her upstairs to our bed, it wasn’t sunny anymore, so I told Mallory “it was sunny when we woke up but now that you are upstairs, it isn’t sunny anymore”.

Rick said: “That’s because YOU are our sunshine now, Mallory!”

Gag me with a spoon.

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Today is a sad day. We put a for sale sign in our yard.