Mallory was acting quite contrary yesterday after school. She just wanted to go straight home, no “drocery dore”, no “singset”, no nothing. So I started to ask her what she did want.
Me: Do you want to take Cooper for a walk in your wagon?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to swing on your swing set?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to play in your tent?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to call Daddy?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to read some books?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to play with your babies?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to take a bath?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want to go night-night?
MCB: No!
Me: Do you want some ice cream?
MCB: No! (slight pause) DES ICE CREAM!!!
She’s not stupid, that’s for sure.