Got this email this morning from our dogsitter. Bryce is her 7-yr-old son, and Bark(ley) is their 2-yr-old lab.
So last nite Bryce and Cooper assumed their position on the couch in the basement and fell asleep. I fell asleep on the couch in the family room watchin a movie. At 3 am, Bryce and Coop get up walk by me and go upstairs. Bryce doesn’t see me so he calls LM on his cell then me on mine. Hears my cell ringing and he and Coops and Bark come join me on the couch. After 5 minutes, I couldn’t take it and we all moved upstairs in our bed! Now the fun begins….first of all we have a friggin king sized bet, but you’d never know…as I lay me down to sleep, I have one butt cheek hangin off the side, Bryce with his leg straddled over mine, his elbow planted firmly in my throat. Cooper spooned into Bryce and Barkley under my feet! WE GOT A WHOLE FRIGGIN KING-SIZED BED! So I wake with a kink in my neck and a stiff back! With his face an inch from mine, in his kickinest mornin breath says, “hey, mom do we have to give Cooper back today? Do you think that Mr. Rick and Ms. Sam will let me keep him? Be ready…
oh, BTW….YOUR DOG SNORES!