Yesterday

MCB: Dad – are you going potty?

RB: Yes

MCB: Are you standing up or sitting down?

The other night before bed, I noticed Mallory had a big hard booger in her nose, but I figured I’d let it go. I usually tell her to look up so I can see up her nose and then she usually lets me dig them out for her).

Anyway, the next day on the way to the mall, she asked for a kleenex – did some digging – and said "Hey mom – I got the one you were looking for yesterday".

(Mallory says “yesterday” for anything that happened in the past. She’ll say “wee-mem-ber (remember) when we went to that football game yesterday?” or “I played with Lauren yesterday”.)

Rick and I started wrapping presents last night and all of a sudden we heard Mallory’s pitter-patter coming through the kitchen. Rick popped up to intercept her and take her back to bed.

She asked him “What are you two doing?”

and

“Are you opening presents?”

Friday morning is going to be so much stinking fun, I cannot WAIT.