Nevermind her bajillion bug bites, please.
Last month, Mallory asked me to paint each of her fingers a different shade of pink.
It worked out that her middle finger ended up with a very pale, but shiny, shade of pink.
As Rick was loading them in the car before school, Mallory showed Rick her “Shiny Finger”.
Nice, Mals.
Needless to say, I won’t paint all of her fingers different colors anymore.
Keep that one for her Graduation wall, her Senior Year book and of course when she is seriously dating. This will be great leverage in ‘her’ future