Nevermind her bajillion bug bites, please.
Last month, Mallory asked me to paint each of her fingers a different shade of pink.
It worked out that her middle finger ended up with a very pale, but shiny, shade of pink.
As Rick was loading them in the car before school, Mallory showed Rick her “Shiny Finger”.
Nice, Mals.
Needless to say, I won’t paint all of her fingers different colors anymore.