Rick emailed me this, with the description that Mallory said it yesterday (I’m assuming he emailed himself so he could remember it):
“If you swallow a candle it will burn your heart. Then you will have to swallow a band-aid to make it better.”
I forwarded it to some people so they could see how funny Mallory is.
My dad wrote back:
“I think you should steer her away from medicine. Sounds like an engineer.”
I think I’m not sure who is funnier, my dad or Mallory.
Your dad sounds like a fun guy!
Hilarious. I guess you and Mal get your sense of humor from him!
I agree with your Dad
You have the nicest friends!