grandpa, Mallory

Profession

Rick emailed me this, with the description that Mallory said it yesterday (I’m assuming he emailed himself so he could remember it):

“If you swallow a candle it will burn your heart. Then you will have to swallow a band-aid to make it better.”

I forwarded it to some people so they could see how funny Mallory is.

My dad wrote back:

“I think you should steer her away from medicine.  Sounds like an engineer.”

I think I’m not sure who is funnier, my dad or Mallory.

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