I am not ready for this!
Gave my baby boy a kiss today after school, and that little booger-picker WIPED OFF MY KISS. I thought SURELY he was just wiping away a stray hair or something so I gave him another kiss. Again – he wiped his lips.
So I asked if he was wiping off my kisses and he laughed and said “YESSSSSSSSSSSSS”.
What is going on??! He isn’t old enough to do this yet. Boo-hoo.
Just pretend y ou don’t want one.