Carson, Mallory

Football Education

I love their breakfast conversations. This morning – this happened:

MCB: “CarTHUN – we usually want the Buckeyes to lose and Michigan State to lose. But when the Buckeyes are playing Michigan State, we can win (root) for Michigan State.”

CWB: “No. BOOO Spartys”

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And I wanted to save this for Michigan State week but I’ll share it now.

Mallory & I were at the pharmacy the other day, and (for some unknown and weird reason) the shelves with a million boxes of Trojan condoms are right next to the pharmacy checkout at our grocery store.

They look like blocks, so my kids usually can’t resist rearranging them and knocking them down (hey, don’t judge, they can’t read yet, so what does it matter?).

Well, when M & I were there, she was browsing the condom selection as she usually does and all of a sudden she backed up and pointed at a box of Trojans and said “UH OH MOMMY…SPARTYS!!!”