Mallory

Work

Mallory asked me today what DAY she was born (like what day of the week). I told her she was born on a Monday.

“Whoa! You didn’t have to go to work that day!”

Nope, you’re right. I didn’t have to go to work that day.

Then she said that on the day Carson was born, I was bored.

Um, bored isn’t how I’d describe that day.