Carson

I am CARSON

Coming home from school the other day, Carson & I had a conversation that involved me asking what he did, like what his job was.

He told me: “I pway (play) with my sis.”

Yes you do, Carson.

Unless, of course, you are grumpy. Then stuff like this happens (a day later, on the way to swim class):

MCB: “Carson, you are a GOOFBALL!”
CWB: “I am NOT a GOOSE BALL! I am CARSON!”
MCB (laughing): “You are a goofball”
CWB: “No I am NOT. I am CARSON. I am MEAN at you, Mal-wy. I am NOT WAUGHING.”