Rick is gone to a half-ironman race this morning. Me, being lazy, didn’t even work out this morning.
Instead I got some work done before the kids woke up.
When they woke up, I asked what they wanted for breakfast. I was planning on eggs and bacon for me and the kids could have whatever they wanted. Sort of.
Mallory said she wanted cinnamon rolls but I told her that wasn’t on the menu. She asked what was on the menu, and being the nerd that I am, I whipped up a quick menu for her.
Mallory & Carson both chose cereal and toast, and she wanted orange juice and he wanted milk. I also peeled an orange for them to share.
They kept calling me the “Helper”. It was hysterical.
Then I brought them the bill.
Mallory ended up pulling this out of Rick’s money jar to pay the bill. I told her it wasn’t enough because the bill was $100 but said if she ate all of her orange she didn’t have to worry about paying the bill.
But 15 minutes later, she brought me the bill again, with more money, and my credit card.
I’m sure Rick will be thrilled with her thought process of “if you don’t enough money, just charge it!”
Neat typo on my restaurant’s menu. LOL!!
Hilarious!!!! I must share.