Carson: People should go to college to get more skill so they can go pro.
Mom: But Carson – what should people do if they aren’t playing a sport, should they still go to college?
C: Yeah but then you can’t go pro like in like science.
Mom: Yes they can – it’s called a job.
C: Oh, so are you a pro?
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C: What do you even do in college?
Mom: Study. Learn stuff
C: Why do you even need to learn stuff. Learning and football don’t go together.
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C: Mom get in bed. Remember how we always look at amazon? I know what we can buy.
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