Category: Mallory

I started keeping a running list of stuff Mallory said because it was just too hard to try to remember and then blog about. So this is a few months worth of funny stuff that comes out of her mouth:
“When I grow big I’m going to have a pink phone with purple sparkles, from a different kind of Target store that you have never been.”
“Look how awesome my hair is getting.”
MCB – “I smell someone” STB: “who?” MCB: “it’s you”. STB: “what do I smell like?” MCB: “Cherry pie.”
“Dad cracks me up when he says beautiful.”
“It’s not nice …

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Bedtime continues to be a battle – we want Mallory to go to bed, she doesn’t want to go to bed by herself.
Unfortunately many nights dissolve into me realizing I should go to bed anyway so technically she wins. A lot.
Tonight I came up for bedtime and she was still awake. I told her to close her eyes and GO TO SLEEP.
But she told me she likes to go to sleep with her eyes open.
Whatever.
Just GO TO SLEEP.

SCENE: Our living room, Sunday morning. Carson is walking around with a fireman hat on backwards (so the big brim thing is over his face, instead of protecting his neck from random fire debris).

STB: “Mallory, look at your brother” and I start shaking my head.
MCB: looks at Carson, starts shaking her head, looks at me and smiles & says “I don’t get him.”

*I think I’ve used this as a post title before. Oh well.